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Elizabeth Strong
Author, teacher, Professional spazz monkey
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With love,
My Regards to the reader.

FIRST NOVEL EVER PUBLISHED
From Beyond the Grave By Elizabeth strong (ME!) Support independent publishing: Buy this e-book on Lulu.

freshprinceofbeleriand:

im so behind on my sequel i’m only at 18,600 about and i should be at like 19,000 and i’m not writing at all today i can guarantee you that 

You’re doing better than me, I’m at 5,000 and all I can think of is “Okay and I should do .a…….SHINEY!”

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19 hours ago
prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

Okay, story time. I used to work in children’s academy, and I was head of the 5-7’s class room for a whole month, the other teacher was out on vacation over the summer. Now, you see, I have struggled with my confidence for a long time and kids can tell if you don’t feel pretty. Well, one more in particular, I just did my hair and put on nicer clothes than usual and the first thing that Jerry, one of the most blunt 6 year old’s I’ve ever taught, walked up to me the second I got there and was like “Miss Liz… you’re princess pretty today” and I’ve never hugged a child longer than I did that day. I spent two hours of that day letting everyone play ‘dress up the teacher’ I left with 7 flower crowns, 3 paper tiara’s, jewelry of every make and kind. The thing is, kids can tell when other’s need cheering up and don’t care how silly you have to be to do it. We spent a good 20 minutes jumping around like monkeys so that a kid with a hard time spelling wouldn’t feel awkward and pressured to finish his work sheets. Kids are my life!

prettyk-itty:

ESPECIALLY if it comes from a six year old those lil fuckers don’t lie about that shit

Okay, story time. I used to work in children’s academy, and I was head of the 5-7’s class room for a whole month, the other teacher was out on vacation over the summer. Now, you see, I have struggled with my confidence for a long time and kids can tell if you don’t feel pretty. Well, one more in particular, I just did my hair and put on nicer clothes than usual and the first thing that Jerry, one of the most blunt 6 year old’s I’ve ever taught, walked up to me the second I got there and was like “Miss Liz… you’re princess pretty today” and I’ve never hugged a child longer than I did that day. I spent two hours of that day letting everyone play ‘dress up the teacher’ I left with 7 flower crowns, 3 paper tiara’s, jewelry of every make and kind. The thing is, kids can tell when other’s need cheering up and don’t care how silly you have to be to do it. We spent a good 20 minutes jumping around like monkeys so that a kid with a hard time spelling wouldn’t feel awkward and pressured to finish his work sheets. Kids are my life!

(Source: deeemi97, via thefallenonerises)

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myregardstothereader asked: ✪ Because I'm curious.


Answer:

cupcakeheartbreak:

URL: i don’t get it | it looks good | sic url man | fabulous | i’ll pay you 600$+ for that url
THEME: i don’t get it | it looks good | sic theme man | fabulous | i’ll pay you 600$+ for that theme
ICON: i don’t get it | it looks good | sic icon man | fabulous | i’ll pay you 600$+ for that icon
POSTS: i don’t get it | it looks good | sic posts man | fabulous | i’ll pay you 600$+ for your blog
FOLLOWING?: not today | i am now | yep i have been | we stuck together for tumblr life
COMPLIMENT: youre so sweet and adorable <333 ughhh and you’re an excellent writer! i love when i get to read what you write (which would happen if i RPed more, right? hehe) but really youre one of the sweetest people i know and you’re so pretty tell me your secrets ok

Al;khal;dkhfa;lkf;asdhfa

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2 days ago

Happy Easter. Actually got up to do my hair and get nice and pretty. Have a happy Easter and fun day afterwards

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3 days ago

he-was-number-wan:

Phineas and Ferb are in elementary school???? Phineas just said college is 9 years away??? They’re in 3rd grade??????

??????????????

For Phineas and Ferb it’s only 9 years away. Have you seen their inventions? I’m IN college and I can’t do any of that shit! Them Boys are advanced!

(via sushipoms)

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1 week ago

rikkisixx:

I love Jaime, don’t get me wrong, I love how Jaime is perfect and not perfect all together. But Tyrion… Tyrion… Love! It’s always Tyrion, if you ask me to name my favorite Lannister!

(via theypaidmeinsecrets)

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1 week ago
kellyfromthecity:

I am a little martini!

I love everything in this picture! Even the cute bed sheets!

kellyfromthecity:

I am a little martini!

I love everything in this picture! Even the cute bed sheets!

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1 week ago

cupcakeheartbreak:

myregardstothereader:

cupcakeheartbreak:

i sent my mom a text and it ended with ‘fuck birds’

i hate birds

I once texted my father, and I quote “Why do birds exsist if not to just piss me off!” and he texted back “did they shit on your car again?”

birds are the worst! i’m sorry a bird shit on your car. wtf birds. just wtf. they need to be quiet and not shit everywhere.

EX-FREAKING-ACTLY! I think it’s mostly swans, geese, pigeons, and seagulls that piss me off the most. Little pretty birds out in the wild are fine, it’s the ones made out of pure evil that I hate!

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1 week ago
Me everyday I go outside late at night!

Me everyday I go outside late at night!

(via chasingtheelephants)

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1 week ago

cupcakeheartbreak:

i sent my mom a text and it ended with ‘fuck birds’

i hate birds

I once texted my father, and I quote “Why do birds exsist if not to just piss me off!” and he texted back “did they shit on your car again?”

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