Elizabeth Strong
Author, teacher, Professional spazz monkey
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FIRST NOVEL EVER PUBLISHED
From Beyond the Grave By Elizabeth strong (ME!)
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love momma duck standing on that guy’s butt.
MOMMA DUCK!
(via i-loveded-you-piggy)
I could really go for a nice medium rare steak and a Klondike bar right now.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? I could provide!
girl if you got me a klondike bar tomorrow i would be so happy. I might ask Bo to buy me a whole box though.
Bwahaha, I could arrive with one for you and me. Hahaha, Bo would buy anyone a box if he got atleast 2
I could really go for a nice medium rare steak and a Klondike bar right now.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? I could provide!
When doing summer semester homework…
OMG! THERE ARE TESTS AND QUIZZES AND ONLINE DEFINITIONS AND ALL THIS THINGS I DID NOT WANT. WHY DOES I HAS TO DO SUMMER CLASSES!
They’re half the time I have to waste during normal semesters, and they tend to be more fun, but my classes are half on and half off the internet which means more homework, like definitions and ‘If tim rolls his eyes, what does Jill see this as?’ Homework! BAH!
When playing Magic! the gathering…
OMG! THE GUYS I PLAY WITH ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST!
Okay, I never play to win, really. I like to play just because it’s fun, and I have a simple mono green, fog and green weenie deck that I have very much fun with, I love it. But they always troll me and that’s what irks me!
THEY MILLED ME WITH JACE DOWN 10 ABOUT 7 TIMES! and then they swung at me with Cradelhoof behemouth, I’m so angry I don’t even know how to spell it right! GAH!
Group games…. >=(
Watch Doctor Who, you said! You’ll love it, you said! IT WILL ADD ONTO YOUR SELF WORTH YOU SAID! I HATE YOU GUYS! I’M GOING TO GO CRY IN MY AVENGERS WITH NEW FOUND DOCTOR WHO DECORATIONS CORNER!
When your nose is stopped up…
I can’t breathe normally guys, my nose is so stopped up. I sound horrible, hopefully it will go away soon. I hate the taste of mucus too, and I can taste it running down the back of my tongue and down my throat.
When trying to keep your head up…
I hate being the person to gripe, I don’t like being sad and I hate to worry people. I guess that’s why I’m struggling to stay happy, because I’m being strong for everyone I can and I don’t think it’s staying well in my head. I’ve actually started picking fights with myself on the drive to work, it’s really hurting my heart. I’m picking at myself and I lost the argument today. Not sure if just having a small depressive episode, or just swimming a little lower than usual. I have got to keep my head above water, but it’s gotten harder.
Okay, second novel on it’s way…
Anyone want to discuss it with me, I need someone to debate my ideas with me but I don’t know how to talk about them with those around me. I need a smart head to listen and tell me what to fix.
When you have a freudian slip….
Like what is wrong with me? I was in Target because my boyfriend works in it and I was chatting with my friend who bought circus Peanuts <- Peanuts! Okay and I laughed at something or other that my friend said when my boyfriend asks what i laughed at.
I looked to him and went, “Oh, just circus penis!” PENIS GUYS! I SAID CIRCUS PENIS REALLY LOUDLY IN A TARGET NEAR THE FRONT WITH GROWN ADULTS AND SMALL CHILDREN ALL AROUND ME!
What is wrong with me. Everyone who heard laughed and I hung my head for the whole day!
